Tuesday, May 25, 2010

I plan to take over the world using mainly spoons?

can anyone comment as to why this is or is not a good plan?
Answers:
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. An army of spoons is no match for a handful of well placed sporks.
because you will have many opponents out there telling you to go fork yourself...
ummm...exactly how are you going to do that?
is not a good plan, because i have an anti spoon plan...
you're crazy man. it can't be done without at least two forks and a napkin. i studied this intensively at that jfk political college at harvard.
I think the great failure of any man is limits. Why mainly spoons? The scooping motion can only get you so far. What about a whisk? Far more alluring, whisking can be intimidating to others. I say forget about the spoons and go for the whisk.
I would recommend sporks. They are more versatile.
if for some reason your plan fails you can always use all those spoons to tunnel out of jail.

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